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很久以前，有一個特會放屁的年輕人，當地人稱他為「屁王」。
有一天，這位年輕人到五金行購買鑽子。正當他熱烈的跟商店老闆討價還價時，突然忍不住的連放了好幾個響屁。商店老闆戲謔的說：「你真的很會放屁耶！如果現在你能再放一百個屁，我就把這個鑽子送給你，不要你的錢。」
說也奇怪，這位「屁王」先生當真立刻斷斷續續的放了一百個屁。商店老闆對他這種說放就放的「屁功」，真是佩服得五體投地。於是，信守諾言的把鑽子免費送給了「屁王」。
就在「屁王」走出店門時，又不知不覺的、放鞭炮似的又放了幾個響屁。因此，他回過頭來跟店老闆說：「看在這幾個小屁的份上，再送幾個鑽釘吧！」
Many
years ago, there was a young man who passed
wind many times a day. So, people called him
“The king of Farts.”
One
day, this young man went to the hardware shop
to buy a screwdriver. While he was haggling
over prices with the shop owner, he suddenly
had to stop because he had to pass wind. The
shop owner played a trick on him and said, “You
are a very good farter. If you can let out one
hundred farts I will give you a screwdriver
for free.”
Surprisingly,
the king of farts managed to let out one hundred
farts at one time. Because of his amazing ability
to pass wind, the shop owner greatly admired
the young man and held him in high esteem. The
shop owner decided to keep his promise and gift
the young man a screwdriver for free.
For
the “king of Farts”, farting was an easy and
unconscious thing to as easy as setting off
firecrackers. As he was leaving the shop, he
passed wind some more. He turned to the shop
owner and said, “Because I have done a few more
farts, will you give me some free nails as well?”
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